Physically, I can palpate the top of my uterus and my boobs are growing proportionately. The last time I had Tiger, the 'girls' were out of control or maybe it is because I am already used to having them a little larger since having Tiger? Currently, I am still 48 kilos (Thank heavens). My weight will probably creep up steadily now that I am not nauseated or vomity.
Emotionally, I am a little temperamental. For example, I hate it when drivers cut into my lane and I swear a lot when I am driving. The other day, while driving in Klang, I refused a man in a rusty Datsun to cut into my lane. I was in his blind spot and he nearly drove into my car. So, I honked and refused to slow down for him. As a result, I had gotten the international sign of "f**k off" ie, his middle finger. What an ass!
Yeah, some Klang people are pretty idiotic. I would know, I'm from Klang. What kind of name is Klang anyway?
In conclusion, I am a dangerous driver now, so stay out the f*** out of my lane. (Told you I have a problem with swearing). Maybe just out of performing my civic duty, I should hang a sign in my car that says:
Stay Away! Pregnant Woman Driving!
I thank you, God for making the second trimester easier. Besides a daily dose of migraine, I am pretty much symptom free which means I will be out in full force until I become seriously whale-like. So, watch out...there is a mad, fat, swearing, dangerous pregnant woman driving in the roads near you...
World peace
XOXO
Oh, goodness, my eyes are welling up from the laughter. Too funny! I'm glad you're feeling well and the second trimester has been good to you.
ReplyDeleteI hit my second tomorrow, and am also a dangerous driver, though it's for a different reason. While driving home from the park today, I began to fear I would literally fall asleep at the wheel! Little lemon (well, not quite), sapping all my energy!
Try to drive as little as possible, huh? ;)
Hi Melissa, I know what you mean, I, or we should be banned from the roads :p
ReplyDeleteYou amaze me with the amount of energy you have to write in the first trimester. I was too lazy to even switch on the laptop. Hopefully, you will be be more energetic soon.
Stay safe!