Parenting: Being A Working Mom Sucks

Not all the time...

....it just sucks majorly when you get 'reports' about 

your precious child's major milestones from the maid.

When I got home after work, my maid announced, 

"Mom, mei-mei can crawl already. She crawl to Tiger's mattress and then 

Tiger shout, No, no touch my things"

Arrghh, missed the premier.

I gave a fake smile and asked, "Hands and knees or use stomach?"

Maid: ????? blank look

Crazy mom aka me/blogger:

" Like this?" 

<Crawled on all four>

Maid: "No mom. On stomach. Mei-mei can sit up also"

Oh, great.  Two major milestones.

'______'

I placed Lil Dragon on her tummy and waved a million toys in front of her, 

trying to make her do a demo of her commando crawl.

" Come larrrr, be good"

Obviously, she was too smart to be a circus act and played it cool.

There will only be one clown in the family.

Guess who?

She did crawl after that, 2 days later....

Hmmph....

Last night, she was blowing raspberries, loud ones...

I shall pretend that those were the first ones...