Not all the time...
....it just sucks majorly when you get 'reports' about
your precious child's major milestones from the maid.
When I got home after work, my maid announced,
"Mom, mei-mei can crawl already. She crawl to Tiger's mattress and then
Tiger shout, No, no touch my things"
Arrghh, missed the premier.
I gave a fake smile and asked, "Hands and knees or use stomach?"
Maid: ????? blank look
Crazy mom aka me/blogger:
" Like this?"
<Crawled on all four>
Maid: "No mom. On stomach. Mei-mei can sit up also"
Oh, great. Two major milestones.
I placed Lil Dragon on her tummy and waved a million toys in front of her,
trying to make her do a demo of her commando crawl.
" Come larrrr, be good"
Obviously, she was too smart to be a circus act and played it cool.
There will only be one clown in the family.
She did crawl after that, 2 days later....
Last night, she was blowing raspberries, loud ones...
I shall pretend that those were the first ones...