Thursday, 1 December 2011

Funnies: *Dirty* Little Boy

Tiger is definitely my kiddo despite the fact that he refuse to acknowledge the fact that I am his MAMA!
Why? Cause he is as dirty-minded as mommy or dang, is it daddy? I mean, all guys are horny...

Anyway, here's the scoop:

He's usually with me when I get dressed in the mornings. So, I am used to naming body parts for him. He already know all the basic ones.

So, yesterday morning, he pointed at mommy's boobs and said "pou pou" which means well, boobs in Chinese.

I was shocked but as a professional mommy, I kept a straight face and I said, "Yes, that's right. These are pou pou."

The laa-tee-dah, I left for work and forgot about it.

When I came home that evening,

I asked Tiger: "How was your day? Were you a good boy?" (The usual blah-blah)

Out of the blue, MIL replied: "Today, your son poked at my breasts and said pou pou. He also tried to bounce them."

Mommy: Blink blink..then ROFL...

Ah, the joys of motherhood and a joker kid...

I am glad that Tiger can identify one more body part, but...

I hope he doesn't go around pointing them out in public. That would be embarrassing, even for me.

If anyone from the social welfare department is reading this, please note that my son is a little precocious and curious in 'this' department. There is no abuse or hanky-panky or any sort in my house.

I abhor child pornography but I love taking naked pics of my son. They're so cute and also handy for blackmail later in life. You know, in case Tiger brings home a girl I do not approve of or if he leaves me in a old folks home kinda thing.
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