He's turning 3 in 3 months :)
This will be mostly an anecdotal record for him.
As a busy 2 year old, his daily personalities include:
1. The Bully
"Mama. Today I beat mei-mei three times"
"The head, hand and poke eyes"
That was a lie. I confirmed with Grandma.
Either that or Grandma's the liar.
2. The Boss
"Kakak, come here. This one you throw. This one you keep. Later I want use"
3. The Interior Decorator
"Mama. I help you clean."
Move toys around
Mom roll eyes and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I help. Wait let me think first"
4. The Potty User
"Today Tiger so clever. I use potty to ta pian"
"Yes. I ta pian little bit only"
Shows me about a centimeter between his thumb and forefinger.
That is in fact the truth.
Still has issues pooping into the potty.
5. The Pacifier Addict
"Nai-nai, I wan cuit-cuit"
"Cannot. Ask your mama"
I will usually deploy some massive distraction.
One day, his craving was so bad,
he pop mei-mei's tiny MAM one into his mouth.
6. The Courteous
He has been saying "thank you" without prompting.
7. The Crazy
"Mama, I tell you, I LURVE mei mei"
Next second, "Eh NOOOOO ah, don't come here. Go away"
Five minutes later, "Mei mei so cute"
"I no like you"
8. The Gatal
He is a superb poser now.
Fake smile and all
9. The Accountant
His latest 'it' thing
10. The Musician?
Did everything he was supposed to and I was practically salivating to pay for registration when the lady at the counter said,
"Oh, he is the one who is not yet three right?"
Oh Shit. Should I lie?
"Err yeah. He will be three in June" I added hopefully.
The lady replied solemnly, "Wait for July class lar.
His hands won't be strong enough"
Seriously, I very nearly wanted to strangle the woman because:
1. Tiger is bigger than most of the other three year olds.
2. He has the fattest baby hands
3. I called the center at 5.30 pm to ask about trials and she said "Come at 7 o'clock lar" Therefore, I did not eat or wash my greasy hair.
4. Most importantly, he LOVED the class.
Patience is a virtue...I know...I was probably too hungry and greasy.